I love how they just fucking throw that last domino.
WAIT DID SOMEONE THROW A DOMINO AT IT BECAUSE THAT ONE PART DIDNT FALL IM DYiNG
"stop whining about rape culture" "it doesn’t exist" "quit complaining"
"Welcome to the 21st century, where being smart is a bigger crime than raping a human being"
I wanna be able to cuddle with somebody and watch movies under blankets and eat junk food and tell them I love you without any hesitation
And people laugh when I tell them women are still invisible in this world.
Things I did not know, but should.
This is a post that might save a life.
My mom worked for 25 years as an ER nurse and is convinced that a lot of women die simply because folks only know heart attack symptoms that occur in males.
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
moves so fresh you revive the dead comics
this is the greatest work of fiction on this planet
It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.
So, real talk for a second guys
If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP. Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed. When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money. A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
this is my favorite thing
Probably the first time ive actually been proud to be a catholic.
this is Alice in Wonderland
all of these are fuckin weird I want 20 of each
I LOVE THE FLOWER FANDOM
i cant believe that is literally beyoncé’s face as she is plummeting off a building
i am laying down in bed with a double chin
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Happy International Women’s Day!